Lately I have been eating like a big fat pig. Don't argue with me. You haven't seen what I've been putting away. It's been like this for over a week. 5 cheese ziti from the Olive Garden, cake, ranch dressing, cheesy potatoes, strawberry/pudding dessert, Dr. Peppers galore - and, to top it off, mayonnaise. **Shriek!!**
[[okok - it was lowfat. but it's still horrible for you]]
Um, oops? I don't really know how this all started to unravel. You'd think I would be psyched to see M in 10 "short" days. I am, I am! But I'm also freaking out and my body is expressing this by shoving calories into my mouth like I'm saving up for Y2k.
I'm about to go snag 2 Oreo cookies before I hit the hay. I just wanted you all to be aware of this issue I've been having. Actually, I haven't gained any weight from this binge thing. Yet. It will happen. Let's just hope that I bite this thingy in the butt before my waist expands. Ahem.
Once I reach San Antonio, I can kiss fat-free food goodbye. Sure, I'll try to order healthier menu items off the list. Maybe. But it will be 4 days of bliss. and that does include some pretty fattening things. Who cares!?
Hmm. It feels good to get this off my chest. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get a glass of Private Selection Organic Fat Free Milk, 2 Oreo cookies, a bottled water, and go to my warm, scrumptous bed. Back to the real world of school tomorrow. Barf.
[[Note: The picture above was me in high school. In my Web Page Designs class. Bored. Messing with photoshop. I was never that obese in high school, in case you are concerned!]]
Now scroll on down & check out what I didn't do this week.
haha. you are crackin' me up. i'm so impressed that you can eat all that and not gain anything. even if it is "yet". And, PM will love you regardless. So...who cares if you gain some weight? Aaaaaan, no ma'am...you were not obese in high school. though that picture did make me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI only care because I gotta fit in my clothes. Don't want to have to buy new ones! :] It hasn't gotten THAT out of hand. But mmm boy, that cheesy ziti was SOOO good yesterday. 5 stars for Olive Garden.
ReplyDeletehahaha. crack me up. 5 stars. oooh, maybe a themed day? 5 star saturday..... things that earned 5 stars throughout the week? haha. i'm all about alliteration.
ReplyDeletelike, restaurants?
ReplyDeletesure. whatever. idk. i'm lame.
ReplyDeleteAhh, I was there last week too. I am stressed and that is how I deal! Good luck this week!
ReplyDeleteSingle digits! Only 9 more days!!!!!
ReplyDeletephew! you had me worried there for a second. Thought that was the most unusual jawline I'd ever seen ;-)
ReplyDeletecarma